|Main Focus||Triathlon, cycling/being a dickhead, time trialing, skipping swim workouts.|
|Birthday||April 20, 1969|
|Bucket List Race||Norseman, Challenge Roth, Kona.|
|Post-Race Drink||Whatever's free|
|Off-Day Activity||Day drinking.|
Amateur triathlete with a lot of potential that will continue to go untapped due to motivational issues. Love riding my bike and going fast and judging people based on their sock heights. Former smoker, fast food eater, socially awkward loser. Now, semi-fit, sometimes Panera eater, slightly less awkward loser with 5 thousand followers on Twitter.